Today while looking for a file folder I found my old travel journal. This was pre-blogging when you actually wrote stuff down on paper with a pen. It was fun to look back, but luckily my writing skills have improved over the years. So here is the first entry – the first ever family vacation to Gulf Shores Alabama. It’s funny how many things don’t change over the years! I did add a few comments as I was copying the text – they are in orange italics.
Friday June 11th, 2004
Packing everyone was entertaining. Dave had to fix the “turtle” (as we have so affectionately named the car carrier) with 100 mph tape so Kimmie’s undies don’t get wet. See that sounds weird but there was an earlier trip where the “waterproof” car carrier got soaked along with the suitcase on top which was Kimmies. We all collectively decided that Mom was going down to stay and retire based on the number of clothes and size of the suitcase she packed. We finally got going abound 5pm and made it to Bowling Green KY around 9:30. Unfortunately for us, there was a classic car show in town and the NASCAR Busch race was in Nashville, TN. The first hotel we went to was booked and the desk clerk told us there was only one hotel with rooms left. But he gave us the wrong directions to it. Pre-navigation software. In frustration and hunger we went to the Econolodge, now known as the Grungeolodge. But adjacent there was a Denny’s, now known as the Angry Denny’s and we went there for dinner. Pancakes good – Service bad!
Saturday June 12th 2004
After very quick showers at the Grungeolodge (if I recall there were bugs in the shower) we were on the road. I started the day off with a head cold and sore throat (before the trip I had just finished antibiotics for strep throat). We made up a bigger story about mom’s plans for going to Alabama, that she had met a man on the internet named Hans who she was meeting down there. Later Hans turned into a sheriff. The tale grew bigger as the state of Alabama grew longer and longer. But we finally made it to the Gulf Shores! As everyone was unpacking mom took me to the “ER.” It says it’s an Emergency Room but it was more like an Immediate Care. After an hour and a half I was finally triaged. After 3 hours I was leaving with a prescription and strep throat diagnosis. While we were gone everyone else discovered our condo was across the street from Hooters. Yay for Dave and Dawson. There is a picture of Dawson when he was about 18 months old with a Hooters girl at the Original Hooters in Clearwater Beach Florida which has been the subject of much conversation over the years.
Sunday June 13th, 2004
Everyone got up early (except me) and went for a walk on the beach. Kim won the “beach walker marathon” award because she went several miles down the beach. We made a trip to Wal-Mart and I filled my prescription. Then we went to the beach. Teagan was not too crazy about the ocean – this didn’t change until 2012 when we went to Pensacola and now she loves the ocean. She did enjoy playing in the sand, sort of, and we nicknamed her “Sandy” because she had it everywhere. Everyone else played beach baseball with Dawson – watch 3rd base it’s a doozy!! Someone had dug one of those massive holes and if you rounded third base too fast you fell in the hole. Even mom played – see the video! There was a video? I need to find that!! Later that night Teagan got her toenails painted for the first time! We went to dinner and I got a drink called an Amaretto Orange Blossom – Yummy! The place we went to dinner that night was destroyed in Hurricane Ivan and no one can ever remember its name. It’s been replaced by the Hangout.
Monday June 14th, 2004
Rain, rain – GO AWAY!!
It rained all morning long. So we decided to go shopping at the outlet mall in Foley. Very dangerous …. Lots of $$$ spent! Some of the greatest purchases were Dave’s Wasabi Peas and Mom’s olive tamponade and raspberry sticks from Harry & David, our Livestrong bracelets for the Lance Armstrong Foundation, the Pirates of the Caribbean movie, B’s clothes to wear to Hoosier Girls State and my jammie pants. We shopped until we DROPPED!! Then we ate Godfather’s Pizza and went back to the condo and watched Pirates of the Caribbean. Dawsie – it’s funny we called him that back then, now we just tease him with it – quotes of the day: “Mom, do you want me to drown in the ocean without my floaty?” “The dolphins are being rude!” and “You can’t take a dolphin for a walk.”
Tuesday June 15th, 2004
RAIN, RAIN – GO AWAY!!
I got caught in a torrential downpour trying to take pictures of the large waves from the storm. That caused a new “party foul” rule that if you walk by yourself on the beach you have to take a cell phone. I did get some awesome pictures in black and white, the difference between now and 2004 is that they are on film and I would have to dig through stacks of pictures to find them to post them. FINALLY the rain went away, largely due to Dora the Explorer singing “rain, rain go away” on the TV all morning. We all went to the beach and tried body surfing which due to the storm and super waves turned into body slamming. Even Momma JR body surfed, although it wasn’t on purpose, a wave just overtook her and I while standing at the shore. The beach was too rough so we went to the pool, then found out later we were all baked like lobsters. Dave took Dawsie – ha ha ha – and Sara go karting and everyone else went to Sea n’ Suds for dinner. We did some souvenir shopping but Mom saw her that her legs were swelling from her sunburn so we went back to the condo where we all made fun of Dave for the faces he made while we put the sunburn ointment on his back. Kim, Jacque, Dave and I went on a drinking excursion to the Gulf Island Grill – Dave tried a martini and it didn’t go over well. He pooped out after the martini and us girls went to the Pink Pony Pub. WOW! What a place – it was like Red’s (in Bargersville) but on the beach. We drank out of plastic Dixie cups. There was a pretty cool band playing. We watched a lady pass out at the bar, then again on the dance floor, and again on a table. One family brought their 83ish year old grandma with them and she was so cute with her white polyester Capri pants and a little white handbag we all said we wanted to be her when we were 83 – now known as squad goals. We literally crawled home on the beach – it was only about 1/8 of a mile but it seemed longer at the time!
Wednesday June 16th, 2004
A sunny day!
After tending to a mild hangover … we all ate breakfast. Jacque is the ultimate “camp chef” because she has fixed everyone bacon, eggs, sausage and biscuits and gravy almost every morning. Well her and B. Everyone but Mom, Dave and Jacque went for an afternoon swim. After the swim Dave, Kim, Sara, Dawson and I went to Fort Morgan. It was an interesting Civil War fort that hasn’t been used since World War I. Dave enjoyed the fort but it was really hot and humid. Driving back to Gulf Shores from Fort Morgan we saw our first ever off shore oil rig. Jacque and B made hamburgers, French fries and macaroni and cheese for dinner. Yummy!
Thursday June 17th, 2004
Kim and Sara went to Denny’s for breakfast and everyone else went to Hazel’s breakfast bar. It was good food – Teagan was grumpy. At least once on every vacation I have documented that Teagan was grumpy. Later, after Dave and Teagan’s marathon nap, we went to Lambert’s Café, the home of the “throwed rolls.” This place has a line, and you stand in line, first come first serve style no matter how many people are in your group. I was standing in line, while the majority of the family was either sitting on a bench nearby or in the bathroom. As we were about to be seated the crabby old hag behind me told us that we had “cut” in front of her. She was a complete bitch but when the hostess came back to take us to our seats I insisted she seat the lady behind us first. She told the hostess we had cut in front of her in line – I think her husband wanted to die of embarrassment. We saw them when we sat down but oddly they got up and left abruptly before they were served. We decided she owed us all a quarter each for a vacation foul. We stopped for ice cream on the way back. We took the kids for a “night” swim in the pool, it was really just dusk. But Dave got itchy in the pool from his sunburn so we left. Then we all watched 50 First Dates and had popcorn.
Friday June 18th, 2004
Mom, Kim, B and Sara left for home today! L
So let’s do a side by side comparison of 2004 vacation vs family vacations since:
Epic weather event – check. Andi gets into a confrontation with rude person – check. Hotel disaster on the way down – check. Everyone gets horrible sunburn – check. Group movie watching – check. Dawson makes a statement about dolphins – check. Teagan is grumpy at least one day – check.