I’m happy to report that once again I made it on the Good Noodle List and Santa tumbled down our Chimney and brought lots of presents. Of course it was all because of me since I’m the only one in the family who wrote him a letter this year.
He didn’t bring the laptop I asked for so I’m still sneaking on moms. But I did get some yummy cookies that are shaped like little T-bone steaks and a new fuzzy bed that you can crawl in. I usually lay on top of it though because it’s just a little snug. I think Santa forgot that I’m a bit longer this year. Princess got a new bed too and Bam got a new HUGE dinner dish. I mean I could fit like 12 of my ‘Lil Caesar’s dinners in his new bowl. I have a plan to take it over, I can hide it under the bed. But…. It’s big and really heavy and I can’t pick it up in my mouth like the water dish. So, I plan to push it all the way to the bedroom. I’m the only one who can get under the bed so it’s a perfect hiding spot! But it’s hard to push it with my nose so I haven’t gotten very far yet. Stay tuned….
Teagan and Dawson got a lot of cool stuff too, like clothes and smell good stuff and money. I really could use the cash too but whatev’s.
Dad got Mom a new ring. I was specifically told not to go near it, not to look at it and under no circumstance was I to confuse it for a chew toy or food. I mean seriously, it’s like she doesn’t understand the what a GOOD NOODLE is. It is shiny though and I bet I could really dig some teeth into it. But, it would also look fabulous on my collar next to my name tag. Darn it I should have asked Santa for a collar with bling! Next year, there’s always next year. After all it’s never too early to get started on next years letter to Santa.
I’ve had a lot of fun recently with my new human trick. Every night at about 2 or 3 AM I decide I need a drink of water, so I go stand in Mom’s bathroom and bark until she gets up and gets me a cup of water. It doesn’t matter if there is a full dish of water in the kitchen and she has to get the water in my special cup that she’s required to keep in the bathroom. (insert evil laugh)
In case anyone is wondering I have not made any resolutions. I mean why mess with perfection?
Until next time……… Keep it cute, keep it long and short and keep it classy San Diego!